My Second Article

Ok, so, let’s be real. You totally just can’t stand those people too, right? It’s not just me? You know the ones… yeah, them. They just exist in a completely delusional fauxality (that’s French for fake reality.) Everything that comes out of their mouths is just completely wrong, I mean are they even capable of rational thought? I mean really, they are a genuine danger to life as we know it! You know what I’m talking about, right?

What with the way that they talk, I mean they just sound like total morons, but more than that you can tell they don’t even understand what they are saying! They just live in an information bubble and are spoon fed bullshit that they just lap up like good little coprophagic puppies. It makes me sick! Those mongrels just keep making more and more little mindless brainwashed spawn that they pump full of their endless nonsense. Worse yet, everyone just lets them! There should be a law or something! I’d say the children should be taken away before they are too far gone, but oh, who would want to try and raise and fix them?

They are spreading like an untreated infection, someone should really do something about it before it’s too late. They simply can’t be allowed to continue. If it were up to me, I’d have them all rounded up and shipped off to an island somewhere where they can’t make things any worse! If we’re lucky maybe they’ll all starve to death!

Oops, that’s Genocide!

Ok, ok, ok. Maybe I got a little carried away, thinking about them can get me pretty heated. How could I not though! This program I read/watch/listen to told me all about what they are up to. It’s disgusting! Wretched, awful, inhuman! The things they are doing to this country, they just aren’t responsible enough to even vote! So if we can’t get rid of them, we should at least make it so they can’t drag this country down even further! We can do it all nice and legal, we’ll make some sort of voting requirement that they’ll never pass. While we are at it we can give them special taxes, we can call it the Idiot Tax! Ha! IDIOT TAX! Because those pests are all idiots! And we’ll jack up the rates so high they’ll be too busy working themselves to death to make this place any worse than they’ve already made it!

They’ll end up in so much debt, maybe we could convince them to rip out most of their reproductive organs for a couple of measly bucks. Totally legal and voluntary. Yeah! That’s what we can do!

Oops, that’s Ge-

OK OK OK OK! Too far, I get it. Hush. No one here is trying to do that. I would never, ever plot or take part in such a terrible horrible thing as, well, whatever it is that you keep trying to bring up. I mean, I didn’t even have the heart to exterminate the rats living in my crawlspace! Of course my husband and I couldn’t tolerate them making a mess and spreading disease… but it’s not like we got down there and strangled all those rats with our bare hands! I just told my husband they were there and he called those guys with the vans and they came and took care of it. I mean, it’s ok to do! They are trained professionals for a reason, it’s just what they do! You call, they exterminate! That’s how it works! I wish we could do that for the real vermin. At least little mice can be cute sometimes, unlike the subhuman garbage ruining civilized society. If only we could just call someone up and say, “There they are!”, and someone with a van would come by and just get rid of them!

Oops, still Genocide!

You know what? Shut-up! I bet you’re one of them! Yeah, I’m sure you are. We should be able to mark you so everyone can see just what kind of beast you are. Then every decent person could spot you a mile away and avoid being cajoled into helping you leeches! You know? My husband is on the city council, maybe he can talk to his drinking buddies, I mean fellow councilmen, about rezoning so you and your litters would all have to live together in the dust bowl where the rest of us kind folk can’t be bothered. Yeah that’s what we shou-

Oops! That’s Genocide!